Norwescon

Saturday Schedule

What follows is a listing of all events planned for Saturday, March 30th. You can also download the Saturday programming grid (16KB .pdf).

Schedules for the rest of the weekend are listed here.

We will endeavor to keep this list up-to-date with any changes. For the most up-to-date information, please use the fully interactive Guidebook app.

This list is current as of Mar. 26, 2013.

Masquerade Pre-Meeting
Saturday 9:00 AM
Grand 3

To enter the masquerade you MUST attend either this meeting or the Friday evening pre-masquerade meeting. You will receive the important information that you need to know to compete. This year, we are asking for everyone’s music by the end of this panel even if you can’t stay for the panel. If you haven’t already gotten your masquerade forms at the information table, you can get them here. Please turn in your completed entry forms by the end of this panel, but the sooner the better. The hard deadline for both is Saturday morning at 10AM. If you have questions about entering, or aren’t quite sure you want to, come to the meeting and all your questions will be answered.

Shawna Batty

Scheduled Gaming
Saturday 9:00 AM
Cascade 9&10

Need to unwind and slay a dragon? Cast a spell? Become the Lord of Catan? Come check out what people are playing in Scheduled Gaming! We have a wide variety of games you can sign up to play. We have many people hosting games to help you enjoy your time at Norwescon. Also, maybe you’re looking to learn a new game? Bring your game and schedule a spot, or drop in to make new friends. Specific games can be found on the electronic schedule and on Twitter. NOTE: scheduled gaming continues from 10 pm to 1 am as “Uncensored Scheduled Gaming,” please see 10 pm listing.

Bryan Wood

Open Gaming
Saturday 9:00 AM
Rotunda 1&2

Got an hour before your next session? Stop by Open Gaming and play for a while. We have plenty of tables for fans to sit down with old friends (or new) and play. No sign-up is required. The Rotunda is available for open gaming all weekend on a first-come first-served basis.

Pro Roy

Digital Scavenger Hunt
Saturday 10:00 AM
Salon

Meet here to collect your scavenger hunt lists! You will need a digital camera of some type and your imagination will help you on the road to victory! The more creative you are with your items, the better chance you have to win.

Trent Lum

Edward Tenner Presents 19th Century Visions of the Future
Saturday 10:00 AM
Evergreen 3&4

Our Science Guest of Honor will contrast the idealistic visions of Jules Verne against the cautionary tales of his contemporary Albert Robida as a backdrop for today’s divergence between the Singularity movement and “neo-stagnationism”. Come learn about complexity theory, how many radical changes in technology took surprisingly long to realize, and what problems are so hard that Moore’s Law and brute force won’t solve them in 1,000 years — but how solving one might solve them all.

Edward Tenner

Gloriana! The Age of Elizabeth And Beyond
Saturday 10:00 AM
Cascade 6

The Golden Age of Elizabethan costuming was a giant leap forward in the sartorial arts. Come join us for both a discussion and show-and-tell about the iconic items that make Elizabethan costuming “Elizabethan” and how to achieve “the look” without pain or going bankrupt.

Tammie L. Dupuis (M), Anita Taylor, Carmen Beaudry

Marble Magnet Madness
Saturday 10:00 AM
Olympic 1

We will be using glass marbles, glue, magnets and teensy, tiny little pictures to create fabulous little masterpieces for your refrigerator (or any other metal surface) because we all need more magnets, don’t we? NOTE: children under eight years old must be accompanied by a responsible party. Norwescon does not provide babysitting.

LouAnna Valentine (M)

Moving the Breadbasket
Saturday 10:00 AM
Cascade 2

Between changes in global climate and the depletion of groundwater reservoirs, land that has been arable for centuries is becoming unsuitable for farming. Can we relocate our agricultural infrastructure to more agreeable climes and continue to feed an ever-increasing population?

Dr. Ricky (M), Paul Pfarr, Renee Stern

Own a Drone: Build and Fly Your Own UAV
Saturday 10:00 AM
Grand 2

In this introductory session, the Roswell Flight Test Crew describes how you can construct and operate a remote-controlled air vehicle capable of transmitting real-time video and telemetry back to a ground station. By strapping on a pair of video goggles, you can soar virtually above the real world — seeing sights and capturing images impossible from any other vantage point. All you need is an Internet connection, a soldering gun, a basic working knowledge of electronics and a profound capacity for frustration. The session will include: a static display of the crew’s Reconnaissance Drone, Civilian Experimental (RQCX) platforms, practical advice and suggestions regarding the selection of components and equipment and screenings of the crew’s aerial videos.

Patrick Sherman (Lucidity) (M), Brian Zvaigzne

Poly Parenting
Saturday 10:00 AM
Cascade 3&4

And you thought blending households and finances was complicated…what happens when children come into the mix? How do you cope with three or more parenting styles under the same roof? How do you explain things at school? Can you legally protect your rights as a non-biological parent? And what happens if the ex uses your relationship as grounds in a custody battle? Our panel of polyamorous parents may be able to point you in the right direction.

Jeliza Patterson-McGuire (M), Amber Clark, Eva-Lise Carlstrom, Sheye Anne Blaze

Rogues and Anti-Heroes in Fantasy
Saturday 10:00 AM
Cascade 7

From Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, to the denizens of Thieves’ World, to Alec and Seregil of Lynn Flewelling’s Nightrunner series — loveable rogues and anti-heroes have been part of Fantasy since the early days. But why do we love them? Do they fulfill some need in us when we “aim to misbehave?” Come join us as we talk about our favorites and muse about which ones show promise in current fantasy fiction.

Diana Pharaoh Francis (M), Brenda Carre, Peter Blanton, Mark Nelson

The Broad Universe Rapid Fire Reading
Saturday 10:00 AM
Evergreen 1&2

Members of the Broad Universe, a network of female writers, read short excerpts from current works. There will be chocolate.

The Many Sides of Hard SF
Saturday 10:00 AM
Cascade 8

While some predicted the decline of hard SF in the 1960s and 1970s, it’s alive and thriving. What makes SF hard SF? Does it have to play 100% by known physical laws, or can it break them in some areas? Are all sciences open to hard SF, or are some a better area for exploration than others? Come and join us for a lively discussion.

Jim Kling (M), Jon Rogers, Nancy Kress, Catherine Asaro

Let’s Make a Movie: Shoot it
Saturday 10:00 AM
Cascade 12

You were there for Part One, right, where we figured out what we needed and planned this movie all out? Quick! Time travel! In Part Two, we shoot like mad weasels, because there’s not much time and if we’re going to make a movie at light speed, then we have to move like light! So, don’t be late, or you’ll just see red-shifted versions of us. The key to making a movie, of course, is to get the footage in the can! Or, box, actually, because we’re shooting video. But you know what we mean.

Edward Martin III (M), Brian D. Oberquell, Lisa Sherman, Ryan K. Johnson

Stealth & Tracking
Saturday 10:30 AM
Salon

Prepare to use your latent Ninja skills to hunt down and collect tokens from your fellow hunters! We have several versions of the game this year, so meet here daily to learn the rules of the day and grab your token to get started.

Michaela Zielke

Steven Barnes reads Domino Falls
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 1

A group of young people struggle to survive and preserve their fragile bonds in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. Rated PG

Steven Barnes

Adventures in Foam
Saturday 11:00 AM
Olympic 1

Craft a warning (or an invite!) to intruders on a door hanger for your room or a personalize bookmark for you or a friend from foam pieces and all kinds of decorative materials. NOTE: children under eight years old must be accompanied by a responsible party. Norwescon does not provide babysitting.

Kim Poua (M)

Colonizing the Moon
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 2

If you are going to set up an off world colony the Moon is a logical first location. What are the engineering and economics involved with such an effort, and can it ever be made a economically viable idea?

Dana Andrews (M), Paul Pfarr, Steve Gillett, Tony Rusi

Fanfic and Fanart — Feeding the Fire
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 3&4

Which came first, the story or the art? Unlike comics, where the author and the artist are often one and the same or work in tandem with one another, in fandom often a piece of fanart will inspire a flurry of stories, or a piece of fanfic will inspire an artist to create a comic or illustration. What inspires an artist to art or a writer to write when they’re participating in a fandom where creative endeavors are posted freely? How can fanart and fanfic feed into each other and inspire each other? What happens when multiple inspirations occur?

Mimi Noyes (M), Berlynn Wohl, Dame Ruth

Gaming for Grownups
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 8

As gamers grow up and settle down, where do games fit in? How can parents juggle gaming and parenting? How soon sholud you teach your kid to play D&D? Come hear a discussion on gaming as adults and parents and learn how to squeeze gaming back into your schedule.

Clinton J. Boomer (M), David Fooden, Aveloc Twiceborn, Sara Twitty

Lee Moyer Q&A
Saturday 11:00 AM
Evergreen 3&4

A Q&A session with our Artist Guest of Honor Lee Moyer

Lee Moyer, Lillian Cohen-Moore

Native Steam: Steam Punk for The Rest Of The Victorian World
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 6

The Victorian Era wasn’t just for the English! Many parts of the world were impacted by the British Empire during this time period and many have their own vision of Steam Punk just waiting to be explored. Come join our panel as we talk about Steam Punk for Native Americans, Asia, India, and Africa, and other parts of the world where the British Empire made its mark.

Carmen Beaudry (M), Deborah Strub, Melissa Quinn, Tammie L. Dupuis

So You Think You Can Hover?
Saturday 11:00 AM
Grand 2

Before you can take to the air with your own home-built drone aircraft, you will need to first master the basics of flight. This session will begin with an introduction to the fundamentals of “eyes-on” radio-controlled aviation, then provide participants with the opportunity to try it themselves using simulators and palm-sized rotorcraft. Hands-on exercises will be limited by the availability of simulators and aircraft and space to fly safely. Equipment is delicate. Please come prepared to follow instructions, be respectful and aware of your environment. If you know you can hover — we need you! Bring a micro-sized heli and a controller, and help us introduce attendees to the fun of RC flying.

Patrick Sherman (Lucidity) (M), Brian Zvaigzne

The New Space Opera–Is it Still Going Strong?
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 7

Space opera was once a term used to dismiss some types of science fiction. But things have changed, and in the past couple of decades, space opera has not only thrived, but become respected. But now SF is experiencing hard times — is space opera today able to thrive as it so recently did? Our panelists look at space opera today.

Susan R. Matthews (M), Ken McConnell, Patrick Swenson, Tony Daniel

The Power of “FREE”
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 5

Selling’s a slog, but giving stuff away is easy…and it can actually boost your sales. Harness the power of giveaways to better serve your fanbase and build your readership. (Pros will demo by handing out prizes to audience members.)

Phoebe Kitanidis (M), Frances Pauli, John R. Gray III

Tradition vs. Technology
Saturday 11:00 AM
Cascade 13

As art continues to evolve, has digital media made all other mediums obsolete or is there still value to be found (and is wanted) in the hand-created object, be it collage, an oil painting, an acrylic painting, or a hand-pulled print?

John P. Alexander (M), Aimee Stewart, Jeff Sturgeon, Russell D. Campbell, Wednesday Wolf

Andri Snaer Magnason reads The Story of the Blue Planet
Saturday 11:30 AM
Cascade 1

A parable fantasy about two children living on a beautiful blue planet where there are no adults. One day a strange adult crash lands on the island – and he is not all that he seems. Rated G.

Andri Snaer Magnason

Keffy R. M. Kehrli reads Nails
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 1

Near future SF. Rated PG

Keffry R. M. Kehrli

Authors With Volume
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 5

Audiobooks, vlogs, and podcasts are extremely popular formats, but many authors don’t know where to start. Learn the tools and tricks of pdcasting, and see panelists demo effective techniques.

Gregory A. Wilson (M), Angel Leigh McCoy, Mark Rahner, Tina Connolly

Baby Lounge and Quiet Hour
Saturday 12:00 PM
Olympic 1

This is an unmonitored hour in a quiet corner for those with infants who would like to chat and let their babies stretch and crawl around for a little while. There will be a tote with some baby toys available for your use as well as some pillows.

Bullies Suck: Raising Compassionate Children
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 2

Consider the case of ten-year-old Jasmine McClain and the scores of other children who have ended their own lives rather than endure another taunt from a bully. Even one life lost is too many. How can we raise our kids to be kind? How do we explain terms like sexual identity, gender dysmorphia, racism, misogyny, and oppression in terms young children can understand? How do we discuss it with older children without being condescending? And when the timeworn strategy of “ignore bullies and they’ll stop” doesn’t work, how do we help keep them from being the next victim?

Lorelei Shannon (M), Eva-Lise Carlstrom, Maida ‘Mac’ Cain

Catherine Asaro Q&A
Saturday 12:00 PM
Evergreen 3&4

A Q&A session with Author Guest of Honor Catherine Asaro.

Catherine Asaro, Alan Boyle

Constrained Writing: Writing in Hard Mode
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 7

Less is more. You’ve heard that before. “A blank canvas kills ideas.” You’ve heard that too. How do constraints actually stimulate creativity, and what’s it like to write under particularly esoteric constraints? Can work made this way stand as something other than gimmick? Join nerdcore artist Klopfenpop and our other panelists as they explore – and demonstrate by example – how writing in Hard Mode stimulates the creative mind.

Klopfenpop (M), MC-3PO, Molly Lewis, Nicole Dieker (Hello, The Future!), C0splay

Designer Genes
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

The ability to genetically modify humans is moving from science fiction to science fact. Soon, we will be able to design future generations that are stronger, smarter, more talented and free of genetic diseases. Should we?

Gregory Gadow (M), Edward Tenner, PZ Myers

Hugo Nominations
Saturday 12:00 PM
Maxi’s Ballroom

Join us for a simulcast announcement of the nominees for the next Hugo Awards.

Don Glover

Norse Sword, Shield, & Spear Tactical Combat
Saturday 12:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

Hands-on demo. Participants, equipped with wooden words, spears, and shields, will learn & practice basic Norse weapon combat skills in a safe, non-contact environment. What is it like standing in the shield wall? Instructors will provide training swords, shields, and spears to be shared by participants.

Bill Gruner (M), Adrienne Carlson, Darryl Aoki, Aveloc Twiceborn, Major James Franklin (Ret.), Michael Tinker Pearce, Norman K. Moss, Ryan Thune

Outlining
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 8

Why to do it. How to do it. Why some people don’t do it. Pros and cons.

Ken Scholes (M), Jack Skillingstead, Renee Stern

Save The World! One Thrift Store At A Time
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 6

Thrift stores, garage sales, and other recycle stores offer a wealth of items that can be repurposed, reused, or simply used “as is” again. Come join us for a lively look at some of our favorite repurposed items and advice on how to see that “diamond in the rough” at your local Goodwill!

Tammie L. Dupuis (M), Buzzy, Camille Alexa, Julie Zetterberg

Should Norwescon Adopt an Anti-Harassment Policy?
Saturday 12:00 PM
Salon

Some conventions are adopting policies against harassment, something Norwescon has not had in its 36 years of existence. Do we need this in our community? Please come give input to members of the committee charged with making recommendations to the Norwescon 37 Executive Team.

Kevin Black (M), Pat Booze, Alan Bond, Sika Holman, Michael Hanscom, Kate Mulligan Wolfe

Trailers We Love/Hate
Saturday 12:00 PM
Cascade 12

Trailers have become an art from unto themselves. Come see some of the best and worst professional and fan made examples of how to sell a movie.

Fish (M), Jonny Nero Action Hero

G. David Nordley reads Haumea
Saturday 12:30 PM
Cascade 1

A mutiny maroons a spaceship crew on the “dwarf” planet Haumea, one of the strangest places in the solar system. Rated G

G. David Nordley

Frances Pauli reads Unlikely
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 1

From the first book in her newest fantasy series, Kingdoms Gone. Rated G

Frances Pauli

Art Show Tour with Wednesday Wolf
Saturday 1:00 PM
Art Show

Wednesday Wolf talks in depth about his work in the show and shares his thoughts about selected other works as well. Come enjoy an artist’s perspective on the Art Show! Limited to 10 people – sign up at the Art Show.

Wednesday Wolf

Bongo for Board Games!
Saturday 1:00 PM
Olympic 1

Let’s get together and play some old-fashioned board games. We’ll try to have something appropriate for all age groups but feel free to bring along one of your own favorites to share. NOTE: children under eight years old must be accompanied by a responsible party. Norwescon does not provide babysitting.

LouAnna Valentine (M)

Deconstructing the Superhero
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 5

How has comics’ oldest genre matured? No longer mainly read by 12 year olds, mainstream comics have had to change with their aging fans, not to mention indie comics being affected by the age old stereotypes they encompass. How do newer comics treat the idea of a superhero? How have superheros saturated other media? Are they becoming diluted due to overuse?

Matt Youngmark (M), Lola Colleen, Mark Rahner

Feminism in Fandom
Saturday 1:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

The face of feminism has changed over the decades, from the suffrage struggles of the first wave, the women’s liberation movement of the second wave, and the intersectionality of the third wave. Women are well-represented in local fandom, but a lot of fan media is still a boys’ club. And then there are the comic book heroines with their improbable poses and battle lingerie… What does all this say about the future of feminism? And how do we inspire the next generation of girls to love the same genres we do?

Mickey Schulz (M), Morgue Anne

GM-less Role Playing Games
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 2

Or “Oh my god who’s running this game?!?” Good GMs are awesome but you don’t need a GM to play an awesome game. Explore games designed to play with no GM, like Fiasco, Shock and Microscope. Whether you’ve never played a GM-less game before or you’re already an expert, come examine what makes them tick and stretch your gaming muscles. Microscope creator Ben Robbins gives an introduction to GM-less Role-Playing games.

Ben Robbins (M)

Guest of Honor (GoH) Autograph Session
Saturday 1:00 PM
Grand 2

Our Guests of Honor are available to sign autographs. PLEASE NOTE: So that as many fans as possible can participate, we will be enforcing a three-items-at-a-time (or single-sketch) autograph limit.

Autumn Grieve (M), Catherine Asaro, Terry Brooks, Tony Daniel, Gardner Dozois, Lee Moyer, Edward Tenner

Home Recording I
Saturday 1:00 PM
Salon

Everybody wants to make a demo. What can you do with what you’ve got? If that won’t do – and it probably won’t – what do you really need to create a good demo? How little can you get away with; or, if you have even a small budget, what can you do to turn a spare bedroom into decent recording space? Hardware and software solutions are discussed.

Vixy & Tony (M), Klopfenpop, HeyLasFas!, Leannan Sidhe

I Love/Hate That Soundtrack!
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 7

How music can kill or save our favorite movies and television shows, and what are some of the best and worst movie and television soundtracks?

Beth Wade (M), MC-3PO, John P. Alexander, C0splay

Rest of the World in Space
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 12

An overview on the latest space news, missions, discoveries and trends with an emphasis on European and Asian space programs which are seldom reported in the west.

Dan Dubrick (M)

The Hobbit
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

The first movie of the Hobbit trilogy is out — does it make you want to go to the next ones? Does it do justice to Tolkien, or are there voodoo dolls that look like Peter Jackson in every household? How does the movie reflect on the written novel? Come for a lively discussion.

Chris Nilsson (M), Tim McDaniel, Alisa Gray

The Shame of Fanfic
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 8

Within the fandom fanfic writers receive acclaim and praise. But admitting you write fanfic to the world at large is often an awkward and embarrassing confession, requiring you to either explain what fanfic is or defend why it’s a worthy endeavor that can result in quality work. Why is there such a stigma against fanfiction and how can we change that?

Diana Copland (M), Berlynn Wohl, Micole Rose, Sara Twitty

Victorian Elegance – 1870 to 1901
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 6

It was the age of great industrialists and titans of industry and immense wealth, from the simple silhouettes to upscale middle class visions of elegance to court gowns of Charles Frederick Worth, we ascend and survey the heights of couture from the 1870s through 1901.

Carmen Beaudry (M), Anita Taylor, Bethany Roullett, Deborah Strub

Worldbuilding 101
Saturday 1:00 PM
Evergreen 3&4

How can you tell one werewolf universe from all the others? Or one alien planet from the next? We’ll talk about worldbuilding and how to make the world you’re building in your story stand out from the competition.

Ken Scholes (M), Brenda Carre, Kevin J. Anderson, Steve Gillett

Single Pattern Contest Judging
Saturday 1:00 PM
Maxi’s Ballroom

Closed Judging session for the Single Pattern Contest entries. Judges and entrants only.

SunnyJim Morgan

Monster Mash
Saturday 1:00 PM
Cascade 13

Don your best mad scientist outfit and come create marvelous monsters and creative chimera! We will take cute fluffy stuffed animals and hack them into pieces only to reassemble them in wholly unnatural ways. WARNING! Not for the easily distressed or children! We will be working with scissors and needles and as such only mature mad scientists will be allowed to participate. The only skills required are rudimentary sewing skills (plush is very forgiving) and a sick sense of humor. There will be a $5 materials fee per participant to cover the cost of DNA splitters, splicers, and experimental specimens.

Mimi Noyes (M), Douglas Herring, Russell D. Campbell

Magic: The Gathering EDH/Commander
Saturday 1:00 PM
Rotunda 2

EDH/Commander event. Players will collect points based off a casual and fun focused system, and the players accruing the most points over the two days will be the winner. Epic moments will also receive prizes over the course of the event. No admission fee, this is a free event for Norwescon members. (Part 2 of 2)

Rob Dunbar

Gregory A. Wilson reads from a new short story
Saturday 1:30 PM
Cascade 1

An excerpt of a piece destined for a limited run Origins anthology and Triumph Over Tragedy, a new anthology benefiting the victims of Superstorm Sandy. Rated PG

Gregory A. Wilson

Tim McDaniel reads a number of short stories
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 1

Several short, comedic stories. Rated PG

Tim McDaniel

Advanced Polyamory
Saturday 2:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

You’ve decided that poly is the way to go, so now what? How do you go about blending households, finances, and lives? What about negotiating (and re-negotiating) boundaries? How do you plan for the long term, and do you need a lawyer? And what if you figure out it’s just not working? Our panelists have a wide variety of experiences, observations, and suggestions to share.

Sheye Anne Blaze (M), Eva-Lise Carlstrom, Jeremy Holcomb, Silver

Autograph Session 1
Saturday 2:00 PM
Grand 2

Our Attending Professionals are available to sign autographs. PLEASE NOTE: So that as many fans as possible can participate, we will be enforcing a three-items-at-a-time (or single-sketch) autograph limit.

Autumn Grieve (M), Camille Alexa, Kevin J. Anderson, Carol Berg, S. A. Bolich, Clinton J. Boomer, Kurt Cagle, Chelsea M. Campbell, Brenda Cooper, Erik Scott de Bie, Cymbric Early-Smith, Diana Pharaoh Francis, Jean Johnson, Karen Kincy, Nancy Kress, Edward Martin III, Susan R. Matthews, Angel Leigh McCoy, Mark Nelson, G. David Nordley, Brian D. Oberquell, David J. Peterson, Cat Rambo, Jon Rogers, Lorelei Shannon, Jack Skillingstead, Jeff Sturgeon, Jonny Nero Action Hero, Dennis R. Upkins, G. Willow Wilson

Baen Road Show
Saturday 2:00 PM
Evergreen 3&4

Spotlight Publisher Baen gives us a tour of the great new titles and rereleases coming soon from Baen. Come for the information, stay for the giveaways!

Tony Daniel (M), Catherine Asaro, Gardner Dozois, Bob Kruger

D&D vs Story Games
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 12

D&D and Pathfinder may be the most well-known role-playing games, but indie games like Fiasco and Polaris are becoming more popular. Can these two genres co-exist in the same room together? What do they have in common, and what are the benefits and limitations of each style of play? Is it possible to like both? Industry experts and indie creators discuss the differences between traditional tabletop role-playing games, GM-less story games, and everything in between.

Ashley Cook (M), Ben Robbins, Erik Mona, John Harper, Jonathan Tweet, Ryan Macklin

Find Your Instrument
Saturday 2:00 PM
Salon

Have you ever wondered how people figure out what kind of musical instrument they want to play? Several of our pros have volunteered to bring their instruments and introduce them to people. This is a hands-on workshop; after an introduction of the instruments, participants will be able to try out various instruments, and given brief introductions on how to play them, by their owners. This panel is aimed at teens and adults; kids are welcome, but must be of an age and attitude appropriate to handle other peoples’ musical instruments!

Dara Korra’ti (M), HeyLasFas!, Molly Lewis, Rich Glover, Sunnie Larsen

Historical Silhouettes and Contemporary Figures
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 6

Adapting historical silhouettes to contemporary figure types — join our panelists in this discussion using patterns and techniques for adapting costumes from various time periods – from creating shape to minimizing curves.

Carmen Beaudry (M), Bethany Roullett, Janet Borkowski, Melissa Quinn

My Toys are Cooler than Your Toys
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 2

And by “cooler” we mean “geekier”. This is show and tell: Bring your cool things for the delight of the crowd and the panel. Items should not explode, burn, discharge excessive energy outside the auditory and visual spectrums, nor alter the space-time continuum in any significant way.

Mickey “Meowse” Phoenix (M), Brian Zvaigzne, Lisa Sherman, Patrick Sherman (Lucidity), Steve Savitzk

Remedial Exobiology
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 5

Would life elsewhere in the galaxy use DNA and RNA as its genetic material? Be based on amino acids and proteins? Require water or oxygen? Our panelists will address Terran provincialism and how alien life will almost certainly be more bizarre than we can imagine.

Annie Morton (M), PZ Myers, Dame Ruth

Science Fiction vs. Fantasy: Fight!
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

Who would win in a fight? Captain Picard or Jack Sparrow? Come vote and defend your choices in the battle to end all battles. Two brackets, one for Science Fiction the other for Fantasy until only one character reigns supreme!

Fish (M), The Reverend En Fuego, Matt Youngmark

Test Pilot Pod Races
Saturday 2:00 PM
Olympic 1

Now it’s time to test out those awesome paper flyers you made yesterday! Bring them back to compete and win prizes!! NOTE: children under eight years old must be accompanied by a responsible party. Norwescon does not provide babysitting.

James Poua (M)

The Continuing Impact of Robert Heinlein
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 8

Robert A. Heinlein is inarguably one of the most influential and popular SF writers ever. What made his work so influential? And what makes much of it remain so popular?

David Nasset, Sr. (M), Dana Andrews, Jen K, William F. Nolan

The Limits of Urban Fantasy
Saturday 2:00 PM
Cascade 7

What’s beyond all the vamps, werewolves, angels, and demons? Having explored all of the old tropes, what’s next?

Rhiannon Held (M), J.A. Pitts, Alisa Gray, John R. Gray III, Wednesday (Nessie) Phoenix

Jude-Marie Green reads a piece to be determined
Saturday 2:30 PM
Cascade 1

Rated PG

Jude-Marie Green

Jenna M. Pitman reads Grave Singers
Saturday 3:00 PM
Cascade 1

Two teenage witches navigate the dangers of small town living as a necromancer is forming a cult that threatens everything they know. Rated PG

Jenna M. Pitman

Art Show Tour with Lee Moyer
Saturday 3:00 PM
Art Show

Artist Guest of Honor Lee Moyer talks in depth about his work in the show and shares his thoughts about selected other works as well. Come enjoy an artist’s perspective on the Art Show! Limited to 10 people – sign up at the Art Show.

Lee Moyer

Autograph Session 2
Saturday 3:00 PM
Grand 2

Our Attending Professionals are available to sign autographs. PLEASE NOTE: So that as many fans as possible can participate, we will be enforcing a three-items-at-a-time (or single-sketch) autograph limit.

Autumn Grieve (M), Steven Barnes, Jason V Brock, Tina Connolly, Diana Copland, Bruce R Cordell, Steve Gillett, Rich Glover, Rhiannon Held, _HeyLasFas!, Pat MacEwen, Ken McConnell, Darragh Metzger, Morgue Anne, Ramez NaAM, William F. Nolan, Frances Pauli, John (J.A.) Pitts, Kevin Radthorne, Mark Rahner, Ken Scholes, Leannan Sidhe, Patrick Swenson, Wednesday Wolf, Matt Youngmark

My Favorite Fictional Spaceship
Saturday 3:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

We all have one, whether the ENTERPRISE or the MILLENNIUM FALCON. What is yours? Audience participation VERY encouraged.

Jon Rogers (M), Alan Boyle, Arthur Bozlee, David Nasset, Sr.

Practice Your Pitch
Saturday 3:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

In this hands-on workshop-style panel, audience members will pitch our panelists as if they were agents or editors. Best pitch wins an agent referral, meaning your first 25 pages will be fast-tracked to and read by Jim McCarthy of Dystel & Goderich Literary Management.

Phoebe Kitanidis (M), Karen Kincy, Tod McCoy, Tony Daniel

Sailing to Success & Other Writers Workshops
Saturday 3:00 PM
Evergreen 3&4

What are the differences between workshops? How can you get the most out of them? Can they really teach you how to write?

Shahid Mahmud (M), Jack Skillingstead, Kevin J. Anderson, Nancy Kress

So You Want to Discover the Higgs Boson?
Saturday 3:00 PM
Cascade 12

This summer, the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva announced the discovery of the Higgs Boson, the particle long theorized to give mass to matter. But how do physicists detect particles… and how do we know this one is the Higgs? Hear a Ph.D. physicist teach the basics of particle detector technology (no physics background required!) and answer your questions about the massive machines used to study the smallest stuff in nature.

Corry L. Lee (M)

The Hobbit — Costume Nerdgasm
Saturday 3:00 PM
Cascade 6

The latest Tolkien film brings us back to the rich production design of the world of the Lord of the Rings and expands its look at hobbits, dwarves, elves and more. We review the clothing of these various cultures and share thoughts on what we would like to recreate and how.

Cymbric Early-Smith (M), Garth Stubbs, Katrina Marier

The Horse in Fact and Fiction
Saturday 3:00 PM
Cascade 8

Which historical or fantasy novels and films have gotten it right, or thrown aside reality on horsemanship and a horse’s capability? Join in with your favorite peeve!

Alan Paulsen (M), Ann Shilling, Major James Franklin (Ret.), Linda Pearce, S. A. Bolich

The Rule of Three
Saturday 3:00 PM
Cascade 2

Why is the stranger tall, dark, AND handsome? Why are there three little pigs, three wishes, three-in-one godheads? Why are there trilogies? Why did I use three examples? What is it about the number three? And can it SAVE THE WORLD?

Susan R. Matthews (M), Brenda Carre, Jude-Marie Green

World Design in Role Playing Games
Saturday 3:00 PM
Cascade 5

World design can be tricky even for the pros. GMs may want to take the plunge into building their own game world, but where to begin? Our panel of game industry professionals will discuss the elements of game design covering topics such as geography, race, gender, magic level, history, religion, and more.

Julie Hoverson (M), Christopher Bodan, Erik Mona, Jonathan Tweet

Cascadia’s Got Talent!
Saturday 3:00 PM
Salon

Do you have what it takes to gain the appreciation of our audience and panel of fan and celebrity d/r/u/n/k/s/ judges? FIND OUT! Bring your song, your work-in-progress, your shtick, your standup act, your freak show, your whatever – bring your talent to our free-form talent show! You have eight minutes, two songs, or until the gong gongs, whichever is shorter. Show us what you got!

Dara Korra’ti (M), MC-3PO, Nicole Dieker (Hello, The Future!), C0splay

Lorelei Shannon reads Oakwood Sanitarium
Saturday 3:30 PM
Cascade 1

When two goth girls go ghosthunting at the scariest abandoned building in town, they find a bit more than they were looking for. Rated PG

Lorelei Shannon

Wookie Birdhouse Project Pt. 2
Saturday 3:30 PM
Olympic 1

Today we’ll finish up our birdhouses with a final coat of paint and other detailing. NOTE: children under eight years old must be accompanied by a responsible party. Norwescon does not provide babysitting.

James Poua (M), Kim Poua

Mae Empson reads dark fairy tales
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 1

One or two recently-published short stories. Rated PG

Mae Empson

Art Aerobics
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 13

Just as one can get worn down and out of shape physically, one can also get worn down and out of shape mentally. Come to this panel and indulge in some fun and wacky exercises as our panelists help give your brains a fun workout that will get those neurons firing.

Lee Moyer (M), Aimee Stewart, Betsy Mott

But I Miss Eureka!
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 7

Haven, Warehouse 13, Being Human (the American remake) and the strangely addictive reality shows Face Off and Hot Set. SciFi may have canceled everyone’s favorite show, but they still have a watchable line up.

Chris Nilsson (M), Dan Murphy, John P. Alexander, Lillian Cohen-Moore

Can Social Media SAVE THE WORLD?
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

The phrase “Social Media revolution” didn’t originally mean “overthrow your government via Twitter”, but what can you do? Social media can be used to bring together a flash crowd for political action, but can it help build good, or just discomfort bad? Can social media help make the world a better place by doing something more than providing an infinite supply of cute cat pictures?

David D. Levine (M), Bob Kruger, Fish, Jonny Nero Action Hero, Andri Snaer Magnason

Cyborg by Choice
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 2

A watch embedded in the back of your hand. Wireless internet that feeds directly into your brain. Implants that make you stronger, faster and smarter. These are part and parcel of a cyberpunk future. Are they part of a future we can realistically expect?

Sean Hagle (M), David Shoemaker, Silver

Next Gen Publishing
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 5

Not quite New York, not quite indie. What are the new, hybrid publishing models all about and what can they do for you as an author?

Tod McCoy (M), Dennis R. Upkins, Patrick Swenson, Shahid Mahmud

Rock n Roll/Pop Star Costuming
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 6

Rock and Roll and Pop have given us a wide variety of iconic looks that are rebellious, fun, shocking, hedonistic, glamorous and scary. Join us as we review some of our favorite looks and musical artists and discuss their influence on our costume design aesthetic. Bring your favorite ideas along to share.

Julie Hoverson (M), Deborah Strub, Janet Borkowski, Julie Zetterberg

Short Stories — At the Cutting Edge of Science Fiction
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 8

Novels may get more attention, but short fiction has many advantages, and much of the best fiction, both inside and outside of the genre has been short. Join us as we look at some of the best short fiction of recent years and how the Internet has revitalized the market for short fiction.

Leslie Howle (M), Gardner Dozois, Jude-Marie Green, Keffy R.M. Kehrli

Single Pattern Contest Fashion Show
Saturday 4:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

Fashion Show and Awards Presentation for the Single Pattern Contest. Come and see all the wonderful entries of the Single Pattern Contest, cheer on the contestants, vote for your favorite, and see the presentation of the awards. Along with the judge’s awards we’ll be presenting the Fan Favorite award and maybe your favorite will win.

SunnyJim Morgan (M)

SubGenius: Praising “Bob”, Killing “Bob”, Selling “Bob”
Saturday 4:00 PM
Cascade 12

For the third year running, local Church of the SubGenius author, minister, and guerrilla ontologist Popess Lilith von Fraumench presents a forum to bring slack to Norwescon. But what is slack, anyway? Who is “Bob”, and what is this Conspiracy he’s fighting? And what does this have to do with UFOs and the Elder Gods anyhow? No answers are guaranteed, but hilarity and sublime weirdness for Superior Mutants shall be had! Be prepared to testify, trance-spout, knuckle-walk all the way to Dobbstown, and of course, to PRAISE “BOB”.

Lilith von Fraumench (M)

Minorities in the Gaming Industry
Saturday 4:00 PM
Evergreen 3&4

What challenges do women, LGBT individuals, and PoC face in the gaming industry? Does the gaming community dissuade minorities from gaming? What are some examples of mainstream game companies supporting diversity in game design, and how can game companies continue to improve?

Ashley Cook (M), Angel Leigh McCoy, Claire Hummel, Erik Scott de Bie, Gwen Yeh, Julie Haehn

Wedding Party at the End of the Universe
Saturday 4:00 PM
Maxi’s Ballroom

Ever wanted a fannish wedding? In honor of marriage equality, now’s your chance! Participants of all genders celebrated, spectators of all ages welcome (with Norwescon badges), Commitment ceremonies and vow renewals will be equally honored, but a valid Washington State license is required for legal weddings. No officiant fees, donations to Northwest Harvest welcomed, RSVPs recommended to wedding@norwescon.org.

Caren Gussoff reads from a novel in progress
Saturday 4:30 PM
Cascade 1

Rated PG

Caren Gussoff

David D. Levine reads Letter to the Editor
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 1

You think you know who Dr. Talon is. “Mad Scientist.” “Criminal Genius.” But in this Letter to the Editor, Dr. Talon reveals his true motivations. Rated G

David D. Levine

Art Show Tour with Jeliza Patterson-McGuire
Saturday 5:00 PM
Art Show

Jeliza Patterson-McGuire talks in depth about her work in the show and shares her thoughts about selected other works as well. Come enjoy an artist’s perspective on the Art Show! Limited to 10 people – sign up at the Art Show.

Jeliza Patterson-McGuire

Downton Abbey Elegance
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 7

Now in its third season, Downton Abbey has reignited a fashion passion for Edwardian elegance. We survey this final gasp of the Gilded Age and share resources and techniques and patterns you can use to recreate your own High Tea worthy look.

Beth Wade (M), Carmen Beaudry, Deborah Strub

Finding Inspiration
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 13

The creative process can often be a tricky one and it is easy to fall into ruts or hit a blank wall. Our panelists will discuss how to develop ideas, create compelling subject matter, and what to do when you find yourself stuck, not knowing what to do for your next piece of art.

Russell D. Campbell (M), Betsy Mott, Brenda Carre, Jeff Sturgeon, Margaret Organ-Kean

How to Write Vivid Scenes
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 5

What makes writing vivid? What does vivid writing do for the reader? How can you edit existing writing to make it more vivid? How to use all five senses.

Diana Pharaoh Francis (M), Karen Kincy, S. A. Bolich, William F. Nolan

Making Movies in the Sky
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 12

The development of small, multirotor camera platforms has opened up a new frontier for amateur and independent filmmakers: the sky. No longer are sweeping aerial vistas the sole domain of big-budget Hollywood features that can afford helicopters with specialized camera equipment. Furthermore, this technology can operate in locations that would be impossible for conventional aircraft, such as indoors, below tree cover and other inaccessible spaces. During this session, the Roswell Flight Test Crew will describe the practical, technical, artistic and regulatory issues that affect the use of these small drone aircraft in film and video production, as well as providing examples from their own work.

Lisa Sherman (M), Brian Zvaigzne, Patrick Sherman (Lucidity)

Private Spaceflight: Is it Safe?
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 2

The era of private spaceflight has arrived via companies like Virgin Galactic, Blue Origin, SpaceX and XCOR AEROSPACE. But is it safe? What happens when the first accident happens? And does the development of commercial aviation in the first half of the 20th Century offer any reliable guidelines?

Alan Boyle (M), Arthur Bozlee, G. David Nordley

Science vs. Supernatural
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 6

Ghosts or radiation? Mad science or necromancy? Is either of these traditional backdrops of the genre more effective than the other?

The Reverend En Fuego, Mark Rahner

Sherlock
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

The best show ever made ever, period. Come geek out about it, and drink tea.

Mimi Noyes (M), Chelsea M. Campbell, Chris Nilsson, Berlynn Wohl

Writing for Fun vs. Writing for Money
Saturday 5:00 PM
Cascade 8

Authors often deride and sneer at the fanfic writer. Fanfiction writers often get told by their readers, “OMG, you’re so amazing, you’re such a good writer! Why don’t you write a real book?” Come learn why most fanfic writers are perfectly happy writing fanfiction and have no interest in becoming published authors and how the derision of fanfiction is a ludicrous argument, harmful both personally and artistically.

Micole Rose (M), Clinton J. Boomer, Erynn Rowan Laurie, Dame Ruth

Evolution of a Writing Career
Saturday 5:00 PM
Salon

Join award winning authors Ken Scholes and John (J. A.) Pitts as they explore their writing careers in context of your questions. This is an interactive workshop where you posit questions about craft, publishing, career, etc. John and Ken will give you insight into how they made their first sales, sold their novels and about anything you can imagine. This is your chance to ask all those questions you’ve been wondering about from two guys who have no problem sharing their successes and their failures. Bring an open mind and don’t be afraid to ask your question. All questions are valid.

John (J.A.) Pitts (M), Ken Scholes

Nightfall and Divity LARP
Saturday 5:00 PM
Rotunda 1

Do you like live action role play? Do you still love playing vampires? Are you intrigued by the idea of playing a fallen angel? Well look no further, because this is the game for you! This reboot of a game that was wildly popular over a decade ago, is blowing up with new found fervor! Many of the old players are here and many new ones as well, but we would like to see what you can bring to the table.

Mythic Reality Player’s Association

Matt Youngmark reads Time Travel Dinosaur
Saturday 5:30 PM
Cascade 1

The latest in the Chooseomatic Books series. Story choices will be made by audience vote! Rated G

Matt Youngmark

Renee Stern reads “Backs to the Wall”
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 1

A steampunk short story. Rated G

Renee Stern

A Girl and Two Guys
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 6

Why the love triangle is killing popular narrative, taking the choice back and examining the social structures of attraction.

Morgue Anne (M), Burton Gamble, Fish

Alien and Fantasy Biology
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 13

What can artists do to create new and unusual life forms? How does our understanding of human biology and animal biology help us take the known and twist it to create the unknown? Come meet some artists who excel in making realistic creatures that do not actually exist and make us believe that they could.

John P. Alexander (M), Bryan Syme, Heather Hudson, Margaret Organ-Kean

Biobanking on the Future
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 5

Stocked with biological samples from tens or hundreds of thousands of people, biobanks have been a controversial boon to medical research. Our panelists will discuss their use and the ethical, legal and social issues that such facilities raise.

Janet Freeman-Daily (M), Jason V Brock, Jim Kling

Marketing for People Who Hate Marketing
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 8

As well as those who love it a little too much. How to get noticed online without being That Guy, wasting all your time, or going bankrupt.

Sara Twitty (M), Kevin J. Anderson, Lola Colleen

Terry Brooks and Todd Lockwood: Dark Legacy of Shannara
Saturday 6:00 PM
Evergreen 3&4

Join Norwescon 36 Grand Master Terry Brooks and award-winning artist Todd Lockwood for visuals and discussion of their joint venture, The Dark Legacy of Shannara. See how they bring the Four Lands to life so vividly in Wards of Faerie, and preview what visions will come to life in the next novel, Bloodfire.

Terry Brooks, Todd Lockwood

Transphobia: A Panel for Allies of Trangender Folk
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 7

An entry-level discussion on some of the facets of transgender identities. We’ll discuss terminology, pronoun usage, whether there’s a difference between sex and gender, and when it’s best to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Suggested pre-panel Googling: Not Your Mother’s Trans 101, Gender Binary, Silencing Tactics

Lilith von Fraumench (M), Keerawa, Amber Clark, Ro Yoon

Women in Gaming Communities
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

Gender inequality among gamers continues to be a frequent topic. Women and girl gamers often feel unwelcome in the boys club, and gamers can be clueless or dismissive of gender inequality. What are some successful ways to get women into gaming? What are some things to avoid? How can event organizers and game designers make women that show up more comfortable?

Lillian Cohen-Moore (M), Ashley Cook, Ben Robbins, Gwen Yeh, Mickey Schulz

Let’s Make a Movie: Edit It
Saturday 6:00 PM
Cascade 12

Let’s make a movie! You were there for Part Two, right, where we shot video like crazy? Quick! Time travel! In Part Three, we show you a little about editing, how we put all that crazy footage down and made it into a movie that made some kind of sense. Actually, we hope it makes some kind of sense. We never really know. If you bought a computer within the past two years, chances are excellent that you have more digital video editing power at your fingertips than has ever been subject to the hands of Ordinary People. Learn about using this power for Good. Or Evil. We don’t care, because we only use it for Fun. The key to making a movie, of course, is editing.

Edward Martin III (M), Brian D. Oberquell, Lisa Sherman

Queer Eye: LGBT Speed-Dating (18+)
Saturday 6:00 PM
Maxi’s Ballroom

Between the costumes, alcohol, and sleep deprivation, how can you tell who is batting for what team? Do you need want to know if Queen Amidala winked at you, or if Frodo thinks you’re hot? Come to our LGBT speed-dating event and meet some of your fellow queer con goers in a fun and friendly atmosphere. There will be a few ice breakers and then the dating, with the start time dependent on the number of participants. Please don’t be late. 18+ only.

Brandon Wood

Bruce R Cordell reads Sword of the Gods
Saturday 6:30 PM
Cascade 1

One rainy evening, while Damascus was playing a game of tiles on his balcony, the memory of killing his lover returned. Rated PG

Bruce R Cordell

Children’s Masquerade Staging
Saturday 6:30 PM
Cascade 2

Is your young one ready to dive into the wonderful world of costuming? The children’s masquerade gives children under 13 the ability to show off their budding skills. Bring your miniature star to this meeting and fill out the required forms. A parent or guardian must be in attendance. The children will be escorted in a group down to Grand 3 to strut their stuff at the very start of the Masquerade, and parents will be able to watch from Reserved Seating. All persons planning to enter the children’s masquerade must meet here for staging.

Dana Provencher

Angel Leigh McCoy reads something new
Saturday 7:00 PM
Cascade 1

To be determined. Rated PG

Angel Leigh

Apocalypse World: The New Rosetta Stone of GMing?
Saturday 7:00 PM
Cascade 5

Hidden in between the crowbars, shotguns and radioactive mutants, Vincent Baker (Dogs in the Vineyard, In A Wicked Age) snuck in a doctoral thesis dissecting the fundamental nature of what GMs have been doing since the dawn of RPGs. Forget vague gaming advice: this is step-by-step method. Learn how you can take the lessons of Apocalypse World and calmly whoop ass and bring fun in any game you run.

Ben Robbins (M), John Harper, Ogre Whiteside

But Not a Drop to Drink
Saturday 7:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

One of the greatest threats to humanity is the rapidly dwindling supply of clean water for drinking, sanitation and agriculture. Already, one sixth of the human population has no access to safe water, and that number increases every year. What can be done?

Annie Morton (M), Bart Kemper, Pat MacEwen, Paul Pfarr

Medicine and Healing in Medieval Times
Saturday 7:00 PM
Cascade 7

Never call a physician! What methods were used to treat the sick and injured in post-Roman times? Were any of the techniques used in any way effective? Learn about the healing hand in the universities, villages, and hospitals of medieval Europe.

Dame Ruth (M), Adrienne Carlson, Buzzy, John P. Alexander

Open Mic Saturday
Saturday 7:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

Sign up at information, or just show up when we start. Two songs or ten minutes, whichever is shorter!

The Future of Cities
Saturday 7:00 PM
Cascade 6

Growing seemingly beyond their ability to sustain, is there a future for mega-cities like Los Angeles, Tokyo, Mexico City? What about smaller cities? Their budgets are stretched to the point of snapping, too. What can be done to save cities?

Arthur Bozlee (M), Peter Blanton, Dana Andrews, William F. Nolan

Why Slash?
Saturday 7:00 PM
Cascade 8

There is often a great divide in fanfiction between those who write slash and those who prefer their stories without the plethora of sexy ships. Why is it that so much fanfic is slash? What draws people to read and write slash? Some argue that only stories with sex get read. Others complain that they want more plot and less or no sex. And then there are those rare few that can have a story with plot and smut! Come to hear and debate over whether it’s NC17 all the way baby, or no thank you, PG-13 suits me just fine.

Berlynn Wohl (M), Erynn Rowan Laurie, Sara Twitty

Marta Murvosh reads short fiction
Saturday 7:30 PM
Cascade 1

A recently completed work. Rated PG

Marta Murvosh

Masquerade
Saturday 7:30 PM
Grand 2&3

(Doors open at 7pm) Welcome to the Norwescon 36 Masquerade! Let our incredible costumers and performers thrill you with their creations! Contestants range from young Rising Stars to experienced Masters; let them amaze you with their creativity and talent. New this year we will offer a photo op at half-time for those of you who want to photograph the contestants without leaving your chairs behind! At half-time don’t go away but hang out to see the Beyond Reality Costume Guild parade of hall costumes followed by a photo op of the competitive costumes right before the judges return to announce the awards.

Shawna Batty, Ari Provencher

Keerawa reads The Monster in the Hat
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 1

A Dr. Seuss horror pastiche – if you put your kids to bed with this one, don’t expect them to sleep! Rated PG

Keerawa

Are You Afraid of Scary Goosebumps?
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 7

In the 90s horror for children was easy to find but despite the imagery and themes horror for the under 13 crowd seems nonexistent now. Why?

Matt Youngmark (M), Alisa Gray, John R. Gray III

Congratulations, It Sucks!
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 8

How to tackle a major rewrite. Rescue your story from your writing, and actually learn from your mistakes while you fix them.

Diana Pharaoh Francis (M), Chelsea M. Campbell, Steven Barnes, Ryan Boudinot

HeyLasFas! in Concert
Saturday 8:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

Armed with Microsoft Paint and a few other VSTs, a lone magician decides to compose music about Princess Luna, Trixie, and Rarity, and out comes progressive-rock concept albums about ponies. We love all our programming here at nwcMUSIC, but you HAVE TO HEAR THIS. Seriously.

HeyLasFas!

Race And Popular Media
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 6

Back when our TV sets still had rabbit ears, shows like Star Trek, The Jeffersons, Chico & The Man, Good Times, Welcome Back Kotter, Sanford & Son, and The Cosby Show brought the ordinary, exceptional, and fantastical lives of people of color into American living rooms every night. But from the look of the primetime schedules of the big four networks, those days have passed. What happened? And why? And what can we as media consumers do to bring diversity back to the weeknight lineup?

Caren Gussoff (M), Gwen Yeh, Fish, Sheye Anne Blaze

Running a Sandbox RPG
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 5

Sandbox RPGs put the players in the driver’s seat. Hop off the railroad and go where you want, do what you want. But GMing a good sandbox requires iron discipline and a solemn oath to follow a very different set of rules than most RPGs. Learn the dark secrets of running a successful sandbox game and not falling back into dangerously “normal” GMing habits.

Erik Scott de Bie (M), Ben Robbins, Clinton J. Boomer, Erik Mona, John Harper

Sci-Fi/Fantasy Pictionary
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 13

The audience comes up with the clues, the artists do their best to draw them! Let the games (and the silliness) begin!

Jonny Nero Action Hero (M), Margaret Organ-Kean, Russell D. Campbell, Tina Connolly

Which Technology Will SAVE THE WORLD?
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

Obviously technology will SAVE THE WORLD, but which one will be the most important? Come help our panelists determine what technology will be Mankind’s Last Best Hope. Then see them defend it in “No, You Fools! Your Technology Will DESTROY THE WORLD!” (Saturday 9PM, Cascade 3&4).

Kurt Cagle (M), Alan Boyle, Arthur Bozlee, David Nasset, Sr.

Doctor Who – A 50 Year Celebration Through Time & Space
Saturday 8:00 PM
Cascade 12

Welcome to a fun filled and fact based discussion on the longest running science fiction program in television history. You’ll find out things you never knew before as we go through all aspects of The Doctor’s adventures. Are you ready for the Time of your life? Enter the Blue Box here.

Dan Murphy (M)

Rhiannon Held reads Tarnished
Saturday 8:30 PM
Cascade 1

The second in an urban fantasy series, featuring werewolves and set in the Pacific Northwest. Rated PG

Rhiannon Held

Morgue Anne reads Lilith’s Birth
Saturday 9:00 PM
Cascade 1

A short piece about the fall of Lilith as told from her perspective, with a few works in the same vein if time permits. Rated R

Morgue Anne

Alexander James Adams in Concert
Saturday 9:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

The Faerie Tale Minstrel comes with stories and songs of Fae and fantasy. Fall under the spell of magic and music where anything is possible. AJA has a limited concert schedule this year, so if you want to see him in 2013, don’t miss this show!

Alexander James Adams

Apocalypse Really?
Saturday 9:00 PM
Cascade 8

Many modern horror tales involve the dissolution of society as we know it. But is that realistic? Using a horror story premise what would it take to permanently destroy the world?

Jude-Marie Green (M), Buzzy, John (J.A.) Pitts

Fifty Shades of WTF? (21+)
Saturday 9:00 PM
Maxi’s Ballroom

So, everyone’s heard about the Twilight fanfic that has soccer moms the world over curious about BDSM. But is it a realistic depiction of a truly safe and consensual BDSM relationship? Our panel goes over the book and fields your questions. This panel is on the Maxi’s level, in the evenings the entire floor is 21+ WITH ID AND CONVENTION MEMBERSHIP

Mickey Schulz (M), Silver

Hands Up for Boom City!
Saturday 9:00 PM
Cascade 6

Global Thermonuclear War?! Good grief, that’s such a horrible, horrible thing, right? Well, maybe… and maybe not! Come join our panelists for a whimsical exploration of the advantages and unexpected delights of the aftermath of a Global Thermonuclear War. Mutation, reduction in sunburn cases, and of course Twinkie Wars!

Edward Martin III (M), Jean Johnson, John R. Gray III

No, You Fools! Your Technology Will DESTROY THE WORLD!
Saturday 9:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

The world is doomed, and trying to stop it with Technology will only make it worse. Come see the choice of “Which Technology WILL SAVE THE WORLD?” (Saturday 8PM
Cascade 3&4) be refuted with sound logic, tight reasoning, and, if needed, mobs armed with torches and pitchforks. All torches and pitchforks must be peace-bonded, and meet the appropriate Convention guidelines.

Kurt Cagle (M), Alan Boyle, Darryl Aoki, David Shoemaker, Matthew ‘Fish’ Dockrey

The Genesis of Science in the Middle Ages
Saturday 9:00 PM
Cascade 7

Was the time between the fall of Rome and the rise of the early modern nations a time of complete stagnation and ignorance? What if your teachers were just retelling old misconceptions? This session will new look at the scientific and technological accomplishments of Western Europe between Rome and the 17th century.

Bill Gruner (M), Adrienne Carlson, G. David Nordley, Norman K. Moss

Geek Bingo
Saturday 9:00 PM
Cascade 13

Come and play a Bingo game that’s right up your alley. Find all the right geek names on your Bingo card and win a prize. Cards are only $1, and all profits go to charity. Hosted by Seattle Browncoats Charities.

Lazer Tag
Saturday 9:00 PM
Evergreen 3&4

The only place in the convention you’re allowed to draw your lazer weapons! We have equipment for use; it is compatible with the Tiger Lazer Tag System, not the Team Ops System. Come down for an epic Wizard Tag battle! Wands will be provided. For those players who are under 18, you must have a parent or guardian present at the arena. Lazer Tag is a live-action, NON-CONTACT sport.

Scott Perrin

Pub Trivia (21+)
Saturday 9:00 PM
Maxi’s Lounge

Geeks Who Drink is teaming up with Norwescon to bring you a Sci-Fi and Fantasy themed Pub Quiz in the Anglo-Irish tradition. Grab a drink in Maxi’s and test your geek trivia knowledge. Team size is limited to six but you can play solo if you like. There will also be fabulous prizes for the top placing teams. More information about the pub quiz can be found at http://www.geekswhodrink.com/ 21+ WITH ID AND CONVENTION MEMBERSHIP”

Mark Nelson reads The Poets of Pevana
Saturday 9:30 PM
Cascade 1

A novel of politics, passion and poetry set in the city Pevana covering three days in the lives of characters who find themselves caught up in events they cannot control. Rated PG

Marck Nelson

Gayle MacArthur reads Tejalura
Saturday 10:00 PM
Cascade 1

The story of a young woman determined to bring peace to a planet torn by generations of war. Rated PG

Gayle MacArthur

Flirting 102: Advanced Flirting
Saturday 10:00 PM
Cascade 3&4

You completed Flirting 101, did the homework, and are ready for more advanced topics. Bi, poly, pan, no-labels, typicals, and aliens are all welcome to this advanced session. Certificates awarded to those who attended both workshops, completed homework, and took final exam.

Sonia Orin Lyris (M)

Friends of Bill W
Saturday 10:00 PM
Cascade 2
Molly Lewis in Concert (with special guests Vixy & Tony)
Saturday 10:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

Ukelele-playing geekmusic favorite Molly Lewis is backed by local filk monsters Vixy & Tony in an hour-long show.

Betsy Tinney, Molly Lewis, Sunnie Larsen, Vixy & Tony

Tijuana Bibles to Lost Girls
Saturday 10:00 PM
Cascade 5

Yuri, Yaoi, Barra, Eros comics…whatever your pleasure, you can find it in comics. A look at the history of graphic erotica and what’s currently available, and discussion about sexuality in comics in general. 18+ ONLY

Ashley Cook (M), Morgue Anne

Advanced BDSM
Saturday 10:00 PM
Maxi’s Ballroom

So you know the basics of BDSM, maybe you’ve engaged in play or had a kinky relationship. Where do you go next? And what exactly is edge play, anyway? We’ll explain all that, and give suggestions on how to do the edgier things more safely and sanely. This panel is on the Maxi’s level, in the evenings the entire floor is 21+ WITH ID AND CONVENTION MEMBERSHIP

Mickey Schulz (M), Silver, Ogre Whiteside

Viscera
Saturday 10:00 PM
Cascade 12

Viscera, a non-profit devoted to expanding opportunities for women filmmakers in the contemporary genre, presents a selection of horror films. 17+ only, some content rated R.

Jenna M. Pitman (M)

Uncensored Scheduled Gaming
Saturday 10:00 PM
Cascade 9&10

Want to enjoy a friendly game without the need to censor yourself because of the children around? Scheduled Gaming put aside special hours just for you then! We have set aside the nightly hours for playing without worrying about the younger folks learning our friendly gaming skills. Players are required to be 18+ and may be carded.

Bryan Wood

Saturday Night Hoedown
Saturday 10:00 PM
Grand 2&3

Join us for the Saturday Night Hoedown! Dust off your boots and hats and join us for the best of rave, wave, goth, alternative, rock, and electronica (forget that old-timey business, this is a contemporary hoedown) while we dance the night away!

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Kevin Scott reads Shackled
Saturday 10:30 PM
Cascade 1

Gavin can no longer trust the teddy bear’s advice. Not with a colleague shackled and gagged in the office basement. Rated R

Kevin Scott

Erik Scott de Bie reads Shadowbane: Eye of Justice
Saturday 11:00 PM
Cascade 1

A reading from the third full-length novel of the ongoing Shadowbane series. Rated R

Erik Scott de Bie

Saturday Night Open Filk
Saturday 11:00 PM
Evergreen 1&2

Everyone bring an instrument or just your voice; it’s all-night full-time chaos filk, as people play whatever seems like a good idea at the time, with bonus on-the-fly theming. Come play and play-along to the most supportive musical peer group you’ll ever find, or just come out to listen.

21+ Dance
Saturday 11:59 PM
Maxi’s Lounge

Finish out the night with the super sounds of DJ Stratacaster at this party in the best comic (book) tradition. 21+ WITH ID AND CONVENTION MEMBERSHIP

Midnight Movie: Idiocracy
Saturday 11:59 PM
Cascade 12

To test its top-secret Human Hibernation Project, the Pentagon picks the most average Americans it can find — an Army private (Luke Wilson) and a prostitute (Maya Rudolph) — and sends them to the year 2505 after a series of freak events. But when they arrive, they find a civilization so dumbed-down that they’re the smartest people around. Join us for this amusing futuristic farce.

Gregory Gadow